The Stochasticity of Me

Mel·a·nie [mel-uh-nee] n. 1. a mildly inappropriate stochastic 20 something Washingtonian, YouTuber, Nerdfighter, University student, tea enthusiast, but coffee drinker, and lover of all British things!

Ask me stuff and follow me and junk. :-)

Sto·chas·ti·city [sto-kas-ti-sity] n. 1. Lacking any predictable order or plan. (syn. Enigmatic, Erratic, Randomness, Me.)

aprofessorstale:

kurtsturbation:

lord-kitschener:

holmesiandeduction:

johnwatsonismyco-pilot:

Books are stupid, read a fucking scroll.

Scrolls are stupid, read a fucking tablet.

Tablets are stupid, read a fucking cave painting.

Cave paintings are stupid, listen to an elder tell you the story of your people.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Elders are stupid, live your own story!
(Source: little-blackbook)

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